BOMSHELL: I'm Not at Home Sir

 So I have truly been bored lately with the men that attempt to get at me. I think its because of the lack of creativity that they possess. The thing I find most interesting is the fact that nobody plans dates anymore. Now I can take this 3 ways. The first possibility is that these men have no interest in anything but having sex due to curiosity and lust and they only see me as a sex kitten, nothing more. The second possibility is that these guys are just boring ass men with no interest in dating.. The last and probably the most logical is that these guys have a significant other that everyone knows and New Orleans is SO small that he wouldn't dare be seen with me in public.  Whatever the scenario, I ain't feeling it.
  So Friday the guy I had been talking to lately called me about 6pm and asked what I was doing? Well I was out with Kiki walking up Magazine about to catch the parade, we had a random day living a random Uptown life.. We ate crawfish, ate at the Rum House on Magazine, I was flirting with some guys from the Air Force and I never took off my Andy shades even though it was dark outside. The guy called me almost kind of salty about the fact that I was out and about and didn't consider him in my plans.
 ----"well I thought we were going to kick it?"
me: Well you never mentioned anything of that nature so how was I supposed to know you wanted to        kick it
----- "WELL, how long are you going to be out?"
me: I don't know beats my meat. We are on our way to the bar.
------ Oh okay well I guess I should have known you made plans you know you are so "random"..
me:  I like to think I'm a free bird.. Next time you want to do something let me know.
      
       After we hung up, I thought to myself,  Do men think that women sit around waiting on them to call? Or better yet, do women actually do that? Do women plan their days around the availability of the guy?
  Even if it wasn't Mardi Gras I always go to my secret spot and drink martinis for happy hour with friends. Or Im going to get some oysters or something.
 The thing that bothered me was the psychological insult.. "well u know you are random"... How am I random.. No sir I'm Not at Home..
If a guy wants to see someone he should call her ahead of times and plan.. but you know, we don't date in New Orleans... We hook up.
   So Tuesday we always go to see Rebirth at the Maple Leaf and eat Bittles afterwards. Another fella texts me at 10pm. "I wanna see you"... I texted back "see me?" He responds "yeah you coming over?"
LOL was my text back.. I was in the Maple Leaf drinking and laughing, and mind you we only went out for drinks once..
  At what point did he think I would for 1. Drive to the East. 2. just go to his house impromptu on Rebirth Tuesday?
  I just don't understand ... at what point has planning a date become an antiquated practice? And when did men think that a woman's life revolves around his convenience?..
Sorry... I'm not at home sir..