Bomshell: Closing The Pussy Shop

Andy Warhol said that sex is the biggest NOTHING of all time. I have a friend that is a world renown guitarist. Before I started DJing professionally I saw him perform in Atlanta like in 06. We had dinner and I asked him how did it feel to play on stage. He replied that it is better than sex. I laughed.. "Yeah right son" I giggled. He said "B, when you do something you love and people feeling you and you know you killing it, I swear it's better than sex". After I started djing professionally I had this one gig in particular, it was a Lil Wayne party and I went in. Wayne came out on stage with me and we rocked for an hour and the crowd was rockin.. When I stepped off stage Birdman looked me up and down like 5 times.. I looked him back up and down.. Mannie Fresh told me "you did your thang".. And Mannie touched my heart that nite and didnt know it. I watched these cats on the BOX like everybody else.

  That morning at like 5am I called my Guitar Friend and told him "you right" killin a stage with a crowd is WAAYYY BETTER THAN SEX. That type of euphoria I never had in the bed. Then I started pushing mysef as a dj to get that feeling all the time. 

   Since my last sex partner disappeared I realized... Why was I having sex with him anyway? I know that I can be coldblooded and I think most times that I only have sex because I want to just be touched. I guess to remember that I am in fact still a woman. Yes I DJ, and I'm rolling with the boys all the time, and if you been around me at the club when I'm djing my mouth is Foul. I do talk wreckless cause Im a beast. However when I walk into my place I'm a woman.  

 Picking sex partners can be exhausting, so many STDs and then you really don't want to be screwing someone else's man. I have a reputation and I refuse for alley cat ass dudes to brag about smashing. Then  the dudes start acting all different after I smash them. Im convinced that they want an emotional attachment to feel like they did something special. Im kind of over it. I have never laid in the bed with a man and got up feeling better than I do when I kill a club djing.  I agree with ANDY WARHOL... Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.... 

and I'm closing the pussy shop.. sorry boys..